Red Pilled World

"The red pill represents embracing the painful truth of reality, and rejecting the blissful ignorance of illusion fed to us by the mainstream media."

Wednesday, November 1, 2017

"Okay, Manafort, if you’re reading, I know exactly how to get you out of trouble. Trust me, this is going to work..."

1) Okay, so first, delete every single email you have that has to do with this. If you’re hitting around 33,000 you know you’re doing good work. If anyone asks, just tell them you had pictures of your grandkids and yoga instructions and wanted to clear them out. Did you do that? Okay, good.1

The Hillary Clinton guide to destroying evidence.
2) Second, send one of your people to reddit and ask them how to permanently and irreversibly destroy electronic evidence. Those reddit people are super smart and should be able to help you out. In case they don’t, here’s a pro-tip: there’s this cloth or something, called Bleachbit that will get rid of everything on your hard drive so no one can recover anything.2

3) Next, how many cell phones do you have? You’re about to have 0. Smash them with a hammer and destroy them.3

4) This next part you may have needed some vision for, but was there anyone who helped you get away with stuff in the 90s? Like a lawyer who cleared you of a number of scandals as you were moving up the political ladder? If so, make that guy the FBI Director. Trust me, it’ll come in handy later.4

5) While you’ve got that going on, have your spouse take a little trip down to the airport and sit down with the DOJ head on the tarmac of their plane. Obviously talk about how you’re gonna get out of this, but if anyone asks, make sure to tell them you were checking in on their grandkids.5

6) Okay, so here’s the long, drawn out part. Those jerks in congress are probably going to call you in for a bunch of hearings. I have an industry secret though - just say you can’t remember anything! Not recalling something is the easiest way for people to never look into your past again cause if you can’t remember it, it didn’t happen! If things are taking too long, just ask them what difference, at this point, does it make and shrug it off. Make sure to look really bored. They know you’re an important person so they’ll leave you alone after that.6

7) Okay, remember that FBI Director I mentioned before? Cool, basically since y’all have been good friends for a long time, that guy is gonna clear you of all charges. He might get fired for it but so what? He owes you, and big time.7

Cool! So at this point you’re off scot-free! Lay low for a couple months, and then get back on the scene. Let someone pay you a cool 12 million for your book and go on a Costco book tour. The people will love you for it. The best part in all this? You and your friends are perfectly fine. This was just a temporary setback, and now you and all your followers can say you were cleared for literally everything illegal that you did. Hell, make a couple jokes about it at press conferences! You deserve it.

Okay, that about wraps it up. Don’t worry - I’ll invoice you. Just drop off the check next time I hire you to come speak at one of my charity events. Better yet, skip the invoice. I have some stuff I want to pass through Congress and I know if I give enough money to you - I mean, your “nonprofit” (lol) that I’ll get what I want.

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Credit for this guide goes to BasketOfPepes on reddit (with inspiration from Hillary Clinton).

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Links:
http://redpilledworld.blogspot.com/2017/03/george-takei-tweets-if-youve-been-told.html

https://www.neowin.net/news/hillary-clinton-used-bleachbit-to-wipe-emails
http://www.businessinsider.com/how-hillary-clinton-aide-destroyed-phones-2016-9
https://townhall.com/columnists/peterferrara/2016/07/29/the-silver-lining-in-comeys-decision-not-to-indict-hillary-n2199695
http://redpilledworld.blogspot.com/2017/08/documents-relating-to-clintonlynch.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3837382/Clinton-says-recall-key-details-email-server.html

https://www.fitsnews.com/2016/11/06/james-comey-clears-hillary-clinton-again/

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